30 [M4F] #Camden/Central Monday Midnight Mastication Madness (*T&Cs apply) launch

Posted by ToKeepYourselfWarm08 | archived on March 25, 2024, 7:30 p.m.

Yes, that's a woeful title. I really wanted to get alliteration in, but turns out I know no true synonyms for drink starting with M... * T&Cs include actual time, specific location, and that it won't be mastication but instead having a drink. We're 50 odd words in and no description of what the fuck any of this means. A perfect Reddit personal. In brief, I'm on my way to a gig by one of my favourite bands in a Camden venue (bonus points for guessing the band). I've had a couple of beers, might have one more at the venue, but am likely to be delightfully buzzed afterwards, predominantly with adrenaline. So why not try to find someone to have a drink with afterwards? Yes it'll be late, yes it's a school/work/adult-responsibilites night, yes I'd have to frantically Google for a bar in the area open late enough, but fuck it - you're only young and able to be stupidly spontaneous once (unless you believe in reincarnation). I am a man, 30 years of age with the joints of someone only fifteen years or so older. Bit of a news junkie (via work), big music lover, good cook, climber, sailor (when I can afford it), hiker/swimmer (when my knees permit), inept at many other things. Aggressively averagely English in appearance, accent, background (although I'm not a fucking Tory), and much more. Has that mess above interested you + you're free late this evening in the Camdenish area + you don't mind meeting with charming attractive strangers (adjectives at user's discretion) off Reddit after only a brief conversation plus a verification photo? CONGRATULATIONS that (at most) one person, message me and we can have drinks where I'm double-buzzed and chatting shit but probably relatively interesting and interested in what you have to say. What an offer, who could resist.

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