Posted by ToKeepYourselfWarm08 | archived on Nov. 6, 2023, 9:21 p.m.
Yeah, that's a ridiculous title. But bear with. I'm recently out of a relationship, so not wildly keen on the whole loving dates with someone I want to care about shtick at the moment. But a night with an attractive woman, drinking nice alcohol, arguing passionately over fundamental beliefs, and finishing with an angry hatefuck? That sounds more my speed right now. I'm 29, 5'11ish, somewhere around 80kg, white, grad working in a professional sphere. Brown-haired, blue eyed, tolerably fit enough, relatively attractive apparently. Depressingly English and can host. Obviously left-wing, although I'd describe it as moderately centre-left. And a real penchant for rough, hold-you-down, slightly fucking. You? Well number one, fulfil the post title! Be broadly in favour of right-wing views of some type (or able to convincingly lie about being that) - if you can stomach it, try to justify any of Cruella Braverman's shitty shitty policies. Or Johnson's entire political career. Beyond that, not overly fussed. I'd say extra points for being a bit spoilt or a daddy's girl - the kind of person who unironically complains when they don't get to go skiing every year and they don't receive everything they ask for on celebratory occasions. Or who legitimately tells someone that they "shouldn't say you live there - people will get the wrong idea". Fuck it, if you're Cleo Watson, that's just pure dumb luck. I'd see the night as passionate, borderline angry, discussion and debate over nice wine (other alcohol available) and some suitable nibbles (Cheese? Veg? Lovely charcuterie? Who knows). And then an equally intense session of more adult fun. And after that? Who knows - maybe we meet again for something similar, maybe it's a one and done thing. I'm fine either way. (And the flipside. If the above appeals, but you're coming at it from the other side - think Corbyn was too right wing type thing - we can try it that way round, where I'm trying to justify moderate positions).