Posted by SocialJusticeBrat | archived on May 7, 2023, 12:40 p.m.
The world is changed, I feel it in the water (stale on my kitchen counter), I feel it in the earth (crumbling beneath my toes for I have no reason to wear sexy boots), I smell it in the air (an elegant Dior J'Adore fills my flat rather than the smell of 6 cans of Lynx Africa which is the average guys grooming routine these days). Much that once was is lost, for now none live who remember my last relationship. It began with the forging of a Great cheese to whose will I fell and it ended with a great betrayal. Of course the greatest tragedy of this is I want to watch lord of the rings and have no one to watch it with. Come watch all 3 in a row with me and maybe bring a ring and try and break my will to yours. Tell me what snacks I will be eating (very long, gotta keep my strength up) and where we will watch it (my apartments sucks). Do it all with a sweet LOTR meme for maximum points. Saurons, Sarumans, Aragons, Frodos, Denethors and Wormtongues all feel free to apply, I seek either the wisest, the fairest or the strongest of this age, all could entrance me. Ultimately I seek a forever relationship and this can be our cool anniversary tradition. I am cute and fun but the main draw here is I'll watch dumb movies with you.