Posted by Jackofallmoney101 | archived on March 29, 2024, 12:15 a.m.
#correction - Are you tired of swiping left and right, only to end up with someone who thinks “Netflix and chill” constitutes a thrilling date night? Well, fear not! I’m here to shake things up a bit. I’m a 5’11 professional, navigating the chaotic yet charming streets of London. If you’re looking for someone who can make you laugh until your cheeks hurt (and maybe even crack a few questionable puns along the way), then look no further. In my spare time, you can find me exploring quirky cafes, attempting to cook elaborate meals (emphasis on “attempting”), or trying to read books way above my mediocre IQ. Now, I won’t bore you with a laundry list of must-have qualities because let’s be real, chemistry is about as unpredictable as the British weather. But if you’re someone who’s passionate about life, has a heart of gold, and can appreciate a good joke, then we’re off to a great start.