Posted by alwaysonaplane | archived on Dec. 31, 2023, 9:25 a.m.
New Years Day Muff Dive? Having to layover at Heathrow tomorrow evening (New Years fkin Day), so to make the best of a bad situation, I'd like to invite someone to lie back on a nice hotel bed and let me get them off. Would be nice if there's reciprocation (fully safe, of course) but it won't be necessary. I just love eating out! Me: 6' tall, good-looking, clean and good-smelling. Well-hung, too, in case it comes to that. Big hands. Good tongue. Intelligent, respectful. Knows what 'no' and 'stop' mean. Meet in the lobby or hotel bar, calm both our nerves, then get to it? Simple, uncomplicated, safe, no-strings. Be into the idea and able to get to Heathrow (T2 ish, I think) tomorrow evening.