Posted by MonteCarloStimStan | archived on None
They say the best way to get over someone is to get under them. Unfortunately for me, I just came home from the 5th shitty first date since a recent break up that I know won't go anywhere. So, I'd like to test out my new strategy of fucking someone who closely resembles my ex just to know there are other fish in the pond. **You**: If you tick 80% of these boxes at minimum, don't hesitate to reach out. Would appreciate knowing which box you don't tick, as some higher priority than others. I'll only read and respond to messages that include a picture to what I'm signing up for. High preference to see a normal picture (opening pic on a dating app?) * Age: 27 -30 * 5'10 - 6'0 * Brown hair/dirty blonde * Clean shaven/no facial hair * Medium build: Looks like you do some sport, but not a meathead * Uncircumcised * Enjoys giving & receiving oral * European (continental) * Z1/Z2 **Me**: 5'2, East Asian, Slim, Submissive leaning In complete honesty, I hate texting and messaging back and forth. Ideally, if I'm intrigued by your message and you tick all the boxes, we'll quickly verify we both like what we see and then plan to meet in person starting with some cocktails. AKA, don't bother sending a DM if you think I'm going to spend my day sexting you. I'm here to find a cock to suck, and to be fucked.